Everybody's Working In Progress for the Weekend!

"Halloween 1983" wakka wakka wakka!


FUCKIN A! girls and their boobs are a lot easier to draw when I actually have them in front of me. but when that happens, the only thing further from my mind than drawing is that episode of Saved By the Bell where the gang spends the night in a sporting goods store at the mall in order to be first in line for U2 tickets, but then gets tangled up with some shady characters in a wacky off-the-wall dash for cash that will keep you in stitches! shit, I wonder if that's on soon.

I'm not the best at drawing girls. I should really be doing it a lot more.


I JUST figured out how to upload pictures from my camera phone. I'm also trying to grow the coolest mustache and sideburns of all time, and maybe someday they'll even connect! oh boy! and even if they don't, at least I'm pretty.

dig the hot pink paint in my bedroom? yeah I bet you do.

Reaper? I hardly KNOW 'er!

yeah I thought it sounded pretty funny at first, but perhaps it bears too much of an auditory resemblence to another unfortunate word. but HEY! in any event, here's a work in progress from what will be my newest Threadless sub, "Death Rides A Tractor." I sure worked my way into a corner with the staging of the scythe, but I'll figure it out. because I'm a rockstar.


and a redraw of something I sketched in somebody's sketchbook. don't Care Bear Stare, it's not nice.


now enjoy Megadeth's hi-lariously fun cover of No More Mr. Nice Guy from the soundtrack to Wes Craven's 1989 horror flick "Shocker" (it's okay to like it because Alice fucking Cooper himself "raps" on another track on the album, by a metal supergroup called The Dudes of Wrath, which featured KISS's Paul Stanley and Motley Crue's Tommy Lee). that ends your trivia lesson for today! now go forth and rock.

You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy!

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYSSS!!! how the hell have you been, friends? I've been dying to update, but I've either been out of town or tomcatting around the great city of Toledo. but seeing as I'm here right here right NOW... posters and lurkers alike please click here to go to Designbyhumans.com and vote and comment on my There is Only ZUUL design. help a brother out, because I'm not so sure it has a chance anywhere else!


I drew something this weekend that I think is PRETTY FUCKING SWEET, but I'm not allowed to show it yet. so for now, here's a preview from an animated short/game that I've been working on ever since I got back from chicago last week.


and here's some Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (my favorite band EVER) in case my complete and total Bad-Assitude comes into question for drawing little fucking hearts and having feelings.

There Gozer the Neighborhood!

good golly miss molly! I sure have been getting a crapload of hits this week thanks to Drawn! maybe somebody passing through could tell me what T-shirt company might want to buy this SPOOKTACULAR design.

So I got THAT going for me... which is nice.

AAAGHHH! holy crap! :D the lovely and talented Jared Chapman of Drawn! The Illustration and Cartooning Blog totally floored me yesterday when he said he'd like to feature me on the blog. this is so freakin cool for me since I've been religiously reading Drawn for about 8375293892 million years or so, and have discovered so many amazing artists because of it!


I spent a few minutes taking another stab at the ZUUL T-shirt design last night. and since I desperately want the chance to wear this badboy, I vowed to have it finished and ready to shop around to the T-shirt companies by this weekend. so this here is a quick draft. also, since I like your moxy, here's a few more recent sketches. right there. underneath. no. to the left. no! MY left. yeah there you go.

Bread is up for voting at Threadless!

so be a pal and go vote a 5 and $ for "The High Self-Esteem of Sliced Bread!" and I tell you what, my friends, I'm in such a good mood today that I want all of you to feel this good too! so I'll even include this totally fucking inspirational Reading Rainbow song by the amazing Ben Vereen. can you hear it? it sounds like music to me!

Well... better late than never.

hey that's me! kinda. I drew up a pretty cool new avatar based on the coolest sequel logo ever, and in a surprisingly short amount of time. plus FUCK YEAH! 2 Ghostbusters-themed posts in a row.




and here's a new T-shirt design called "The High Self-Esteem of Sliced Bread" that will be up for voting soon. of course, longtime spacesick fans (aka: Me) will notice that this cute little son of a bastard is based on last year's runaway success, Food With Faces: The Movie.

which can be seen here, via Asian bootleg DVD.

in any event, I'll be sure to let you (aka: Me) know when it's up, so you can pretend to give it a high score! in the meantime, just sit back and relax with the soothing New Jack sounds of Bobby Brown. "you-you-you know it!"