Saturday, 30 May 2009

When there's no more room in hell...


Something my granddaddy used to tell us... You know Macumba? Voodoo. Granddad was a priest in Trinidad. Used to tell us "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

I was finally in the mood to make a cover honoring one of my absolutely all-time don't-you-forget-it you-better-believe it top 5 favorite movies EVAH today, so I just went with it (with a wink and a nod to the second "I Can Read Movies" I ever did- hey who wants to live forever anyway?). Zombies. That's who.

"What the hell are they?"

"They're us, that's all."

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Me Winning at Tetris Because Someone On the Internet Told Me I'm Not Good At It


It was 6 in the morning and I was pretty tired from working, so it was kinda hard to tell if I had my priorities straight.

Hey look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head.


Hey look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head.

Finally! The long lost second book in the "I Can Read Movies" Series! I've been looking for this baby for the longest time, you guys. And believe you me, I had to pay a pretty penny to get it in such good condition. *gently seals in protective UltraPro bag*

No but REALLY, this was going to be the second book ever- right after Space Jam. I just couldn't get a handle on it, so I moved on to Highlander. What an EXCITING story! :D And don't forget, you can see the entire series in its own easy-to-use gallery right here.

"You know there's some things I forgot to tell you guys... and they're really important."

Real tough mothers, ain't ya? You guys don't show me much. Why don't you dickheads just walk all the way back home, huh?

Real tough mothers, ain't ya? You guys don't show me much. Why don't you dickheads just walk all the way back home, huh?

I knew when I woke up today that I wanted to make another "I Can Read Movies" cover, I just had no clue what movie to pick. It's been too damn long, I tells ya! 3 months, I think! I hope it came out okay. The Warriors is one of my favorites, and I don't want to let it down. CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Don't forget that you can see the entire series in its own easy-to-use gallery here!


Friday, 22 May 2009

Tetris Meets Spacesick!



I was playing Tetris and messing around with some new songs for my game today, and being the FAN that I AM I just had to see what they'd look like combined. Blah blah blah! I look like I suck at this game, but in reality, I'm a Tetris Master. I was intentionally building a little nook of blocks there so I could sneak some pieces into it all slick-like... but the video ends before I get to show off. >_< What a maroon! I guess that's what I get.

All new songs are mine. Tetris is obviously property of its owner - which was Electronorgtechnica last time I checked. ELORG TO THE MAX!

Monday, 18 May 2009

"I Took a Bite Out of Crime and Kinda Wanted Seconds" printed at Threadless!



Slogan by me, artwork by my friend Phil. He did such a great job on this sucka. I couldn't be happier!

It went up for sale at Threadless today! Check it out! :D *stuffs face with cookies*

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Nes Game Baddie: Raddish!

Nes Game Baddie: Raddish!
Just foolin around in Illustrator, drawing a character you might have already seen in one of the game demos. I don't think the drawings for the manual I have planned will look like anything this. I'll probably try to make them look as much like the old Zelda and Mario manuals as possible. I know you care! It's all very interesting, I'm sure! zzzzzzz

*adjusts Bret "The Hitman" Hart sunglasses and returns to nap*