Tuesday, 27 January 2009

The "I Can Read Movies" Series

A growing collection of film-based book covers. Click on each one to view it bigger, read my "hilarious" color commentary, and even tell me what movies YOU'D like to see next! :D

And view a bigger, cleaner, brighter gallery right here at Spacesick.com!

I Believe I Can Fly!We're the Princes of the UniverseNo More Drugs for that ManYou are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs.This Means Something. This is Important.Back Off, Man. I'm a Scientist.Ghost DadWhat Are You Looking at, Dicknose?I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love- that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?I suggest you give me what you owe me... or "anything goes".You've got purple on you...So she's a little organic! *shrug*When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy...Sorry, folks... park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.You're going to love this... just love it.If I put these hands in my pockets, I will be arrested for carrying concealed deadly weapons. Knowhutimean?You remind me of the babe!Bottom line? She tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got badder fish to fry.Strictly speaking, I'm NEVER supposed to do this. But have you got a better idea?WarGames ReduxI know it's a little early for Christmas, Edward, but... I have a present for you.I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video games.I'm not in the business... I *am* the business.Is this the big secret you've been keeping from me? Is it that you're a mermaid, or is there something else?I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.Hey look! That one's got a cute little stripe on its head.Something my granddaddy used to tell us... You know Macumba? Voodoo. Granddad was a priest in Trinidad. Used to tell us "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."50,000? You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?

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